#incorrect harriet

[theclassclone]

[The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting. Confucius walks in and sits on JFK’s lap]

The Squad: ...

Harriet: Why are you sitting there?

Confucius: There’s no free seats!

Harriet: But we made sure there was enough room for-

JFK, hugs Confucius tightly: There are no!!! Free seats!!! For!!! My!!! BEST!!! FRIEND!!!

[madieflaw]

Thomas, to Newt: your smile? it makes my day

Harriet, to Sonya: your happiness? i live for that

Minho, to Gally: hotel? trivago

[newyorksecrets]

The Maze Runner part 5 rawrrrrrrr

This was SUCH a struggle to eventually bust out, but I did it 😚😚

Also this is my fourth time uploading this, does anyone else who post struggle the way I do and realize your mistakes after you upload LMAO

edit: i actually hate this !!!

[shuckfacez]

guess who's back lol, i had like three more but the stupid limit wouldn't allow it 😔 maybe next time y'all anyway enjoy part 2

[thatlovegoodgirl]

Emma is Clueless

[la-gotica-fantasma]

INCORRECT TWEETS/QUOTES -

the maze runner

part 1

[celaenaeiln]

The Batman Family Issue #4

Dick: Man, looks like we won't be spending christmas at the manor after all!

Lori: No worries, Dick! We can spend it at my family's!

Dick: Sure! Lemme call Bruce and let him know

Dick: *calling* hey Bruce...

Bruce: Yes, Dick?

Dick: Wait a minute...

Dick: *turning around* 😟😟😟

Bruce: :D :D :D

[aiodenhunt]

Harry: We actually picked you up from the trash when you were a baby. That’s why you’re blond and we’re not, Sorry!

CJ, sobbing: IS THAT TRUE?!?!

Harriet, hugging CJ because she had no other choice: For God’s sake you’re old enough to know that he’s lying.

[isleofdarkness]

Ginny; How are we supposed to get into Maleficent's dungeon without the key? Harriet; Don't worry, I can pick any lock. Harriet; *kicks the door out of the wall*

[le-sluagh]

#15 Incorrect Batman: Vigilante (My AU)

Poison Ivy: I am Poison Ivy, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.

*****

Joker: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life!

*Later*

Lex Luthor, to Joker: That was the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life.

*****

Mad Hatter: Just be careful, Dear Scary!

Scarecrow: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Matty!

Scarecrow: It's everything around me that's careless.

*****

Harvey Dent: I give up. I am so tired.

Joker: Get the emergency supply!

Harley Quinn: *carries Grace and places her in front of Harvey*

Grace Lamont: *smiles*

Two Face: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

*****

Mad Hatter: Hey, wanna help me commit crime?

March Harriet: What the hell!?

Mad Hatter: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Mad Hatter, whispering: Wanna help me commit crime?

March Harriet, whispering: Sure. How can I help?

*****

Joker: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Batman: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Later

Harley Quinn: And you just ran away?!

Joker: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

*****

Two Face: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

*****

Music Meister: Hey, Mad Hatter, do you have feelings for me?

Mad Hatter: Yeah, anger.

*****

Penguin: You know what the problem is? You’re really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole.

Riddler: You think I’m cute?

Penguin: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!

*****

Joker: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

[theclassclone]

Abe: Can you guys give me some notable phrases of 2013? Like... the Abe, looks left, looks right, whispers: meme catchphrases? [CJ, Frida, Confucius, Harriet, nod at each other, about to ruin the mans whole career; Topher, tries to leave, but cannot] CJ: DO SHE GOT BOOTY? SHE DOOOOOOOO! Harriet: Bish, I might be. Frida: Swiggity swag. Topher, unenthused: The D. Confucius: 'Wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti'. CJ, narrows eyes, whispers to Topher: how did he say that out loud? Frida: Hi 'blank', I'm dad. Confucius, shakes Harriet: AYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOO!!! CJ: Perfect 'blank' doesn't exi-...! Topher, still unenthused: And now, the weather. Confucius: At least 2 potato. CJ: We've come full circle. Harriet: Life hack:! Confucius, shaking Harriet again: '['blank' INTENSIFIES]' Frida: So many. Confucius: Such doge. much wow. very smile. Topher, deeply unenthused still: Mahogany. CJ: '*sweats nervously*' Frida: Same. Confucius: Spooper hot choclety milk! Harriet: HASHTAG SHERLOCK LIVES!!!

[dragoneyes613]

Harry: There is no better feeling than someone playing with your hair. Or running her fingers down your back- CJ: Unless you thought you were alone. Harriet: And now, the weather.

[newyorksecrets]

Part 3 ‼️ these are so fun ahhhh, also if you’re ever wondering when in canon these take place, just don’t worry about it 💖🫡

[snapesmorningcoffee]

[ashley-foster-13]

Tmr as dancers headcanon

Thomas:

- Hip-hop

- can get quite agressive during battles

- charisma wins every battle for him

- happens to attend ballet

- fascinated by the blond lead

- waits until the audience is almost gone to express his astonishment directly to him

- this wasn't their only conversation ;)

- after Newt gets seriously injured, helps him recover, deal with depression and build up a new life

- literally doesn't step an inch away from him, even when the blond says he's fine

Newt:

- ballet

- seriously dedicated and hardworking

- always nervous before performances, but when music starts he's so into the dance he wakes up only when the applause thunder

- noticed that brunet in the front raw cheering quite energetically

- had a brief conversation with him, and felt like wanted more

- and they had more, talks turned into dates, cafés, then at each other's houses and it became something more

- though Newt thought it was ridiculous he ended up with a hip-hop dancer

- a terrible incident left him with a limp

- just when he fell, the first instinct was to call Tommy, and only then 911

- is really broken and insecure but greatful for Thomas's help

- never felt safer in anyone's arms but Thomas's

- came to be part time barista and a musician in a local band

- always comes to Tommy's performances

Minho:

- break

- never misses a chance to show off some cool moves

- looks soooo confident but actually really nervous, always asking his girlfriend, Teresa, if he did good

- surely he did awesome. as usual. duh

- crosses paths with Thomas quite often

- they share some tricks/exercises/moves with each other

- these tricks often are a game changer for both of them in battles

- black&red clothes

- wears cap backwards and lookes hot af in it, but secretly hates wearing it because his hair looks so much cooler just like that

- organized sleepovers with newtmas boys when blond got injured

- likes competing with Gally best, although it's often hella hard

- doing choreos together

- that one guy that always does something rushed and stupid, ending up on the floor and everyone laughing their asses off

Gally

- breaker

- not really into it, just dancing for fun

- Thomas once won him in sypher, so now they are kind of enemies

- text Newt to get well soon, but other than that isn't much of a friendly talker

Sonya:

- is on Thomas's hip-hop team

- mocks Newt calling him "princess pretty skirt", but secretly admires his dedication and discipline

- is broken whem Newt gets his injury, doesn't attend any rehearsals

- which rarely take place since Thomas as the leader spends all of his time with Newt

- Sonya has to work part time to make up for both their lost jobs

- goes to Harriet to cry, so that Newt doesn't have to see her in that state since he's not good himself

Harriet:

- contemporary

- teaches students all the time

- loves different drills for difficult moves

- best friends with Sonya

- shares dance secrets with her

- gives advice to Newt as how to recover faster

Aris:

- no style in particular, just attends various workshops

- is that one shy kid in the corner but rocks it on stage

- is more flexible than anyone in the class

- has a crush on Sonya

- attends all the team's performances

- barely works up the courage to ask her to show him some cool moves

- end up in the movies

Frypan:

- chills on different workshops

- is on Thomas's team

- just enjoys the dance, no competition, just the vibes

- calms Thomas down when he's furious with poor lighting or music or that random guy that stared in his phone the whole time

- organizes celebrations after the team's big wins in his house with self-made fancy meals

- everyone enjoying the food holy shit so much

- advises Sonya on a healthy diet

- "bettet feel well and eat tasty, than get ill and look like a stick"

Alby:

- old man in dance industry

- hip-hop, break and variations

- has his own school that is really hard to get into

- is widely respected

- Thomas often comes to him for advice

- not so fond of Greenies but helps anyway

- old, old grumpy man

- but with a nice sense of humor

- doesn't say, but thinks that Thomas's team's really talanted

- and reckless, more often than not

- but that's the attractive part

- stands in the back so that no-one recognizes him and dancers don't get nervous

[la-gotica-fantasma]

INCORRECT TWEETS -

the maze runner

part five